...continued from part 1, last week:
So there I stood, facing the
computer shop owner, incredulous at his suggestion: that rather than
bring a laptop computer that I had purchased from him for my son
little more than three weeks ago back into his establishment, into
his computer repair shop, I
instead simply repair it on my own at home. With tape.
The laptop I held in my hands,
however, was not the machine I had been instructed to repair by the
grace of some Scotch Invisible. If you remember my post from last
week, my own laptop had prompted my visit to this painfully
disappointing place when the screen failed to light up when I turned
it on. The thing was on, just not lit up. If you looked close
enough you could see, ever so faintly, the login field waiting to be
filled. But even that was only visible because I was expecting it and
knew where to look.
I explained all this to Tape Guy
(formerly known as Computer Guy, but his name has been forever
changed in my mind), opened the laptop up and woke it from its
hibernation, showing him the screen in all its inky blackness.
“You think I have a broken wire or
something?”
He looked at the screen, poked it
once or twice, then made his 'pained' face again.
“Nah, this screen is gone. I could
replace it for you, or if you like you could just get another
machine.”
He gestured toward the half-dozen or
so refurbished laptops he had for sale. I had looked them over while
he had been with the customer before me, and he did have a machine
similar to what I had brought in that I could get for just under
$300.
“How much would it be for another
screen?” I said.
He went around the counter to access
his own computer, face squinched up again in thought. I was getting
pretty damn tired of him making that face, but I waited to see what
he was going to come up with this time.
“Um... about a hundred dollars.”
I forced myself not to ask him what
kind of tape one uses to attach a laptop screen: duct, electrical, or
perhaps packing? – but it was a near thing. He apparently took my
hesitation as a sign that I was struggling with the decision and came
back around the counter again, directing my attention to the laptops
I mentioned above, and singling out the one I had already noted as
being similar to my own.
“Well if you that one, I think
you'll love this one.”
He moved to turn on the laptop in
question, probably intending to dazzle me with a little
demonstration. I watched for close to s minute as he struggled to
find the 'on' button, then constantly tried to enter commands while
the machine was still booting up.
Hmm,
I thought to myself. I could have him put a new screen in
the machine I have for $100. or I could spend $300 on a
machine not knowing what he's tried to do to it.
“I'll, ah, I think I'll just take
a new screen.”
“Suit yourself,” he said, moving
back behind his counter and tapping away at his computer again. I
watched him hunt-and-peck his way through various menus and was
struck by the thought that perhaps someone who was making a living on
computers should, perhaps, learn to type.
Yes, I know. Look who's talking--
here I sit, a writer who does all his work on a laptop who also does
not know how to type. Sue me. However, the rank hypocrisy did not
occur to me before he looked up from his monitor.
“Will you be leaving that here
now?”
It was my turn to make the 'pained
face'.
“I have some stuff on there I
really needed to get out this weekend,” I said. “I can just hook
up another monitor as a second screen, can't I? As long as it's not a
motherboard issue?”
“Yeah,” he shrugged. “You can
do that. So you'll bring it in on Monday then?”
“Sure,” I said, scooped up my
laptop and headed for the door. “I'll be here first thing Monday
morning, on my way to my route.”
He smiled and waved as I left, and
it looked like he was making a notation about the drop-off in his
computer. I finished out my workday and took my laptop home, dead
screen and all. I brought it up to my room and pulled out an old
desktop monitor I still have.
For those of you who might not know,
most laptops have a multi-pin connector port on one side called a VGA
port where you can plug in a regular old desktop computer monitor to
use in various ways. All I wanted was to be able to see what I
was doing like I had a regular screen.
I pulled my laptop as far forward on
my desk as I could get it and placed a cardboard box behind it. I put
the old desktop monitor up on the box so I could see that screen
above my blank laptop screen. I had to have the laptop open so I
could use the keyboard. It took a while before it was ready, and
even then I had to fiddle with the settings for a bit, but what I
wound up with was a serviceable temporary screen. Now if only I could
get the settings right...
I decided to stop fiddling with the
laptop settings and try making some adjustments to the monitor
itself. The monitor had some menu buttons on it, like an
old-fashioned (am I really that old?) television, set into the
base beneath the screen. I leaned my laptop screen down, closing it a
little bit so I could more easily reach the monitor controls behind
it.
As I looked at the buttons on the
monitor I saw, from the corner of me eye, my laptop screen pop on.
I leaned it back to look at it.
It went dark.
“Wait a minute...”
I leaned it down.
It came on, nice and bright and
clear.
I leaned it back up.
It went dark.
I waggled the screen up and down.
On. Off. On. Off.
“Son of a bitch!”
I went online (using both
screens) and did a quick search. In less than two minutes I'd found
three different websites that agreed with my own diagnosis of a loose
or broken wire.
I did not need a new screen.
I did not need to buy one of his
refurbished laptops for $300.
I didn't need to pay the Tape Guy
$100 at all.
I thought about his 'diagnostic
technique'.
Did he work the screen at all?
No.
Did he take a good look at it at
all?
No.
Did he, instead, poke the screen
once or twice and offer a diagnosis of something that would be easy
for him to do and cost me at least $100?
You bet your ass.
“Oh you Moth--”
The remainder of this scene has
been deleted by the management due to extreme vehemence, stamina and
creativity in cursing.
Needless to say I will never be going in there again, and Handsome's new favorite word is 'tape'.
Talk to you later!
P.S. - In case you were wondering, yes, I am writing these words on that same laptop, without having replaced the screen or parted with $100. Ha!
LOL Rob that was funny! So how did you fix it?
ReplyDeleteApparently I (and most of us) have a two-layer screen: one layer that actually throws up pictures and text, working like we all think a monitor or screen works, and a second layer that is just a light that, well, just lights up. The cables that connect both of those layers to the rest of the laptop (including the power supply) run through one of the screen's hinges. The constant use I put this thing to, all the opening and closing, has caused one of those cables (the one powering the light part of my screen) to crack.
DeleteI have the screen set to an angle where the screen is lit up, and I just leave it where it is. It's essentially become a very small, self-contained desktop pc. Eventually I'll take this little machine to a different computer shop, most likely the one where I bought it a few years ago, and have them replace that cable.
This laptop is dying, though. I've used it so much I'm just wearing the whole thing out -- for instance, I can plug in headphones to listen to this thing with, but if I listen for too long the headphone jack has this thing where it randomly shorts out, shocking me through the earbuds. Not a pleasant listening experience. Anything I do to repair this little machine is just a stop-gap, or bandaid. I have to try to get a new machine somewhere.
No, strike that. I have to try to get the MONEY to get a new machine somewhere. I'm going to conventions, book fairs and readings to try to sell books and make a little money -- maybe that will help.
Eventually.
Fingers crossed!
Talk to you later!
You are a writer so you need a good computer...just get one and stop doing crazy things with tape on that one you only frustrate yourself so get a good one...it will hurt to give the money but authors need good computers to compose...wishing you luck and God Bless you and Handsome!
ReplyDeleteI am looking for a good deal on a new laptop -- a good laptop. You aren't the first to point out that I should just break down and get new one, believe me Whoever You Are. It's not that I don't want to PART with the money, it's that I don't HAVE the money. I'm actually starting to get paid for writing (a very little bit), so hopefully this laptop won't figure out that I'm using it to try to get ANOTHER laptop... :D
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